Chelsea players who are not good enough

Hate me for this article, but I really think our players are not good enough. Please don’t read if you can’t take the criticism about our players. Read if you’re mature enough to read my opinion.
What’s our target for next season? Premier League trophy? Win our CL trophy back? Yes, I desperately want it. But let’s face the truth that with these remaining squad, we need more than luck to achieve it.
I’ll explain it by the role and compare it with decent squads out there.
Goal Keeper

This is the only role of Chelsea with consistency. Petr Cech has been doing it every games. No need to worry about this role but the back up. Turnbull and Hillario has left due contract expiring and Courtois is apparently going to be loaned again next season.
Sign a free agent GK or promote Jamal Blackman to the first team is enough. As long as Cech doesn’t get injured, we will be good
Centre Back
If only we didn’t have Cech under our goal, we might have been raped by so many clubs. Remeber last time Turnbull played for us? Oh that was nightmare..
We have John Terry, Branislav Ivanovic, David Luiz, Gary Cahill, Nathan Aké, etc (players on loan)
None of them can’t defend well to be honest.
John Terry is no more at his peak, and the injuries even made it worse. He won’t even be regular starter for us. Love him, but he is finished.
Branislav Ivanovic. A tank. But tank is tank, lack of pace, often makes mistakes, and runs forward alot. If AS Monaco want him, we should let him go. We’re lucky if we get £15m for this player.
David Luiz, the antonym of discipline. He reads the game well, but he can’t tackle, mark well. Dribbles too much for a CB, cost us many goals. He is talented, but dumb as well. Rather have him as DMF.
Gary Cahill, our best defender for me. Mark well, discipline. But he is average defender to be honest. Too afraid to tackle, never a world class defender.
Nathan Akè. Has the potiential tobhe decent defender, but need big improvement before he’s a Chelsea level.
He and and other players on loan are too young to play in big games. The pressure of it will kill their confidence.
Let’s compare our CBs to other decent clubs. For example Juventus, they have Chiellini, Barzagli, Bonucci which are class defenders. Or for BVB, Hümmels, Subotic. Forget about CL if we keep playing with these defenders.
Full Back

We have Ashley Cole, Bertrand, PVA for LB, and Azpilicueta, Ivanovic, Wallace for this role.
LB is a weak link of us. Ashley Cole is no more best LB of the world. Bertrand can’t defend, and PVA lacks of experience of this level
Azpilicueta has done well since his arrival. Always been playing for 90 minutes for us in most games. The back up? Because we can’t play one RB a season.
Ivanovic was never a good RB. Lacks of pace. How can a full back without pace give contribution to help the RW?
Wallace has the same weakness with another youngster, experience.
Compare our full backs to Clichy-Zabaleta, Evra-Rafael, Alaba-Lahm, Jordi Alba-Alvez. We need to mind the LB, there isnan article about it.
Defensive Midfielders
I’ve made an article about the double pivots.
We absolutely need to sign DMF to fix the mess of our pivot.
I think it’s no need to compare our pivot to likes of Vidal-Pirlo, Schweini-Martinez, Yaya Toure-Garcia..
Attacking Midfielders

We have massive talents for this spot. Hazard and Mata has been great, even better game per game. Hazard as LW, Mata as CAM, Oscar/Moses as RW. The back ups: Marko Marin, KDB, Lucas Piazon, Kakuta, etc.
Hazard and Mata : Incredible
Oscar : To be fair, he was never great winger. He can’t run well, and has very poor balance. Had been very inconsistent last season, I’d rather have him as Mata’s back up as CAM.
Moses : Always runs in slow motion. Apart from shoot, he can’t do anything. He is shit
Marko Marin : Shit. For some of you who think he is young and has future, he is as old as Mata (25)
KDB : Had performed well for Werder Bremen. Likely to go on loan again.
Lucas Piazon : If he couldn’t get into starting for Malaga, he can’t for Chelsea.
Apart from Mata-Hazard, we have bunch of shits. Can you imagine if both Mata and Hazard get injured?
Heard Schurrle will come, but he is poor man Cristiano. Shoots a lot, scores few. He offers nothing for the striker. But I think he can improve here with his talent.
Compare our attacking mids to Bayern München, they have Ribery-Müller-Robben for starters, and Kroos, Shaqiri, Götze (next season).
We have good attacking mids, but only if Hazard and Mata are included.
Striker
Torres, Ba, Lukaku.
Lukaku is going to be loaned again, so we have only 2 shit strikers left. Ba probably can be better since he is only half a season here, but Torres is.. SHIT. He passed his days and will never be good enough for us. Admit it
Ba isn’t good enough too. Can be used as squad player, but never a world class striker we need.
Compare them to RVP, Falcao, Cavani, Lewandowski, Mandzukic.
That’s why we have to sign Cavani. Because if we don’t Man City will. Better to have a goal machine in our side than oppositon side, rigt?
Last season, RvP is the reason why Manchester United won the PL. City failed to sign him, and got the punishment.
Imagine United have RvP, City have Cavani, and we’re stuck with Torres and Ba. Ouch
I don’t mean to say we didn’t deserve CL and EL trophy, but we to be honest, both Bayern München and Benfica were the better sides of both finals. We had determination, but we had bit of luck too to win it.
To make this clear, let’s make a condition that our players were Bayern Münvhen’s (best team in the world imo). Who would get into the first XI? Only Cech. Mata, Hazard probably. The others? Wouldn’t even on the bench..
Have you seen the truth about our squad? It’s annoying, but better be real than avoiding it, right?
I’m always saying we have to use our youth. But for big games, we need world class players. Use our youth against weak team or in COC, as rotation. They’ll evolve become decent players in couple of years.
You can be disagree with me, but for me, these are not the squad of a club that are going to win trophies. I love them, but it doesn’t change the truth that they’re not good enough for Champions league level. -Crissandy

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60 thoughts on “Chelsea players who are not good enough

  1. Agree we need to improve but not the way you r looking, Bayern without bastien schniestiger where almost Eliminated from the CL, barca without messi we all know what happened. And mind u luck is needed to win titles

  2. Ur Ryt ßt i think u shldnt use that word Shit to victor mosses.MyOpinion.

  3. As a good back up keeper what about Juilo Cesar!

  4. cech outstanding? This was hz worst season,thibaut was far much better,cech cost us a lot of points bt u are biased praising him,check whoscored.com for that,luiz was th best centre back in th epl,dats why teams are wiling to spend on him,research bfore writing pliz.u praise alaba n critisise walace bcoz of age,u ar a joke man.

    • Anonymous

      Cech was quality this season don’t know what your on about worst season the best keeper in the prem with de gea

  5. Best article i’ve read here recently.Some players are not Chelsea’s class viz Mikel,Ba,Moses.They’re all shit as pointd out.Let’s not shy away from the fact becoz we want 2 tell Arsenal’s fan that u’ve got the best squard in d league.Imagine a formation of
    Mikel-Ramires
    Moses-Oscar-Piazon
    …………..Ba
    against
    Gustavo-kruus
    shaqiri-Mullar-Gotze
    ……….Lewindowski
    You knw wat u’re in for.Radical addition nd clear out need 2 b done to compete with team of PSG,Man City,Bayern and the likes

    • hey Man wht yu’ve written is wht we said Racist hw can yu call out those African’s bt we hve also sme shit players like Torres,Branis etc think before yu jot down yur commennt

  6. your article is shit.. stop calling our players shit! show some respect !!!!!

  7. haha moses marin torress = sh*t
    Cech/Courtoise
    azpilli Cahill/Brana mangala cole/baines/ shaw
    ramires /lampard luiz/ de rossi/ essien
    hulk mata/oscar hazard/cavani
    lukaku/ dzeko/schruell

  8. @imitor4us

    yes you are absolutely right on this article but I know we have the great tactician who can make the changes, we still now to the end of august to sign better players.
    Jose will look at the lapses in the squad and make the necessary ammendment, you actually.
    Thumbs up to you for writing this article, I definitely know the special one will fix these lapses before the transfer window closes.

  9. Leye Gbede

    Your analysis is SHIT, big SHIT! You need to be educated about football.

  10. U r 90%right

  11. Mose,Torre,Ba,is a complete shit

  12. ay reborn

    crissandy, you are one big idiot

  13. Thnx alot.i grade u 85percent.moses,torres,and ba need 2 go dey r al ass

  14. Criticism, well that’s okay. But when you call our players shit, well that stings a bit. After all, they are OUR players. Good or bad, they deserve a bit respect, atleast from their own teams fans.

  15. from all that u writen i understood only one thing, that u love chelsea only because of these three players and that u are looking more on the enemy teams than ours. 😉

  16. Seriously

    I am almost sure that.. Chelsea haters have made this article…~~

  17. Anonymous

    good article but disagree with your opinion of cech, i tink he cost us alot last seson

  18. Quite a disappointing article from such a respectable site.whats with the disrespect.horrible!!!

  19. Pushparaj

    didnt like the language in this article …. no matter what these players play for Chelsea… Victor Moses had his first year at Chelsea …give him a break.

  20. Pushparaj

    also the article is without any base …. many points are based on loose assumptions

  21. and once again, crissandy has trolled the whole Chelsea team… if you’re a hater, why do you write here, crissandy?

  22. Well Mr Article writter, I quite agree with you to some length which I rate you 50%. But to the real fact,we know we have some players that really messed up αnd in our Heart we know they are SHiT,but never you use it in your articles or public.
    About the players comparism we need some players AGREED, but not to the extence you are Saying, the SPECIAL ONE knows what to do about that.
    All this will have to wait till the season kick off & we would see the outcome, but we know we are expecting more from Big Jose,but let’s expect less(players shuffling).

    • ayodele oluranti. moses

      this guy is not a chelsea fan, he s a shit hater

  23. Yeah well another hate article. Go support Spuds and hate Chelsea players from there.
    Why write when YOU can’t handle criticism yourself.

  24. Vaibhav Kumble

    Crissandy back with another shit article with ironically the word SHIT used a lot.. SHIT-O-MANIA IS BACK PPL. *shit* alert!!!

  25. ayodele oluranti. moses

    so what u’ re telling me now s we did’t have first xi? am having a bad feeling 4 u as a die hard fan

  26. Well, i know that most of our people will not like this sour truth. To be realistic the team is full of weak players with potentials that need a motivator who will wake them from their sleep. Oscar is good but not a great player like he was hyped but need Mou likewise moses. To be sincere ba is not a player of this our style. Torres as Wasted many chances but he want to deceive us with his late performance and we will not take that from him, well we might play him at the wing. I think he will perform there. Cech, our saviour anytime is great to be praised. He’s the best in the world. Sell and release those that are ought to. And bring those that are good. We all love Chelsea but our views are different.

  27. Omg ! Was laughing all the way! Crissandy kept throwing the word shit everywhr. Another hate article? Don’t u get tired man?. You said don’t read if u can’t take criticism, yet after reading this ‘shit’ it obvious, u really can’t take criticisms of ‘ur team’. To some extent, yes I agree with u. But not with the language used n the way the article is written. If u hate Chelsea players, join the long list of pple hating will u ?. You keep denting the image of this blog. This is a blog Chelsea die hard fans are to meet, comment, have fun, n read dope article (reasonable ones).A blog any Chelsea fan could get addicted to visiting. Not read TIME WASTING SHIT articles. This just proves my point: its stupid making sense of any article u post. Smh! Another waste of time.

  28. Dan Chisinga

    I agree with that observations. We need atleast to beef up our striking force if we want to do better this season. Falcao was best for us but i was heartbroken to hear he has gone to Monaco. This is sad bcoz we were on frontline to secure his services but unexpectdly he slipped in our hands becoz of reasons I even fail to understand if at all there,s any. Notwithstanding,if we dillydally to sign CAVAN obviously City will sign him. We are supposed to do the walk than talk to avoid being caught unawares if others decides to sign players we want them to sign.

  29. Piazon is 19 first actually season in the frist team properly and Malaga took him on loan as cover, Oscar new game play new league and is actually a CAM but has been played as a winger cos Mata is better as CAM, Moses first season with much more expectation, Marin overlooked by benitez for Benayoun, Bertrand is actually a LW and was converted to LB, Ivanovic and Cahill have been our CBs, Terry has been injured quite a bit

  30. K DHEERAJ

    It is ok that you have your opinion but dont call our players shit it is insult to us,we are great club with dignity.Not like arsenal and manu,and one more thing moses has performed well at one stage and improving but paticipated in AFCON he got break and lost momentum have you forgetten that?

  31. this the biggest load of crap i’ve ever read frm Chelsea360.
    I’m very very very disappointed….
    Never compare our players to other team’s…..Where was Chiellini when Oscar was spinning?? Besides they play in leagues where average strikers score for fun….
    We had the 2nd best attack and 2nd best defence in the EPL.
    We were the top scorers in the group stages of the Champs. League….BAYERN MUNICH won the champions league with Dante(crap) and Jerome Boateng(crap).
    If u wanna talk abt players,Chelsea has 6 world class defenders….guess what no team has that..
    Couldn’t read even half what you posted….This is probably your worst article ever

    • Vaibhav Kumble

      No buddy.. he has written worse than these… and believe me when I say he will write even more worse articles in the future.. he would have been sacked long time ago if I had that powet. I guess he is here only for the entertainment value..

    • Anonymous

      Dante crap? Obviously you haven’t seen him this season been one of the best cbs in the world this season

  32. Anonymous

    You are severe and you make me laugh with all your ‘shit’ but I agree. Many players are not for UCL trophy. We can’t compare CFC to FCB at the moment. No question. But it’s impossible to buy 10 top class players and change 8/11 of the starting XI. I think Michael focused a good point: the team is plenty of weak players who really need a motivator.

  33. well said. We lacking depth and there really isnt any competition for places…

  34. Anonymous

    you are a dumb… who says oscar is shit… he is 21 years old… first season in England… and has reasonably well…

    • Anonymous

      you are right!!!oscar played well ths season!

  35. Anonymous

    This is ridiculous… Mosses hit 12 goals for us last season… I think according to this fuckin writer we’re supposed to change our whole team… You dumb ass underrated one thing… We’re in a state of transition… Better stop writing articles and don’t forget to consult a psychiatrist…

  36. Anonymous

    the worst article of all time. A supposed fan calling our players shit. Mr writer for your information all the players you compared with our players spent over three years to adapt and improve their way of playing, shewteinger, guogdan,goetze, e.t.c. Oscar and moses are still new in the club and they need time.

  37. Algy Keuneman

    Agree with an awful lot of your analysis we need to maintain a big 1st class squad and a lot of the team has past its best and need to be replaced quickly. We lost the Premiership through poor defensive work putting far to much pressure higher up the field, and in Europe Tories for most of the season was are only striker he could still be a good no2 up front but this is a very worrying situation not having a man up front that puts the fear of God into any oppositions defence

  38. Tom Gardner

    1) Take a course in English writing.
    2) Cahill had a great 2012 CL, and is a solid player.
    3) This is a poor article, slamming players unnecessarily.

    • ayodele oluranti moses

      i love ur coment this admin needs some rehabitation on his brain.

  39. U ar looking 4 mature readers buh u ar nt a matured writter.who is dis shit writter anyway…u can’t get angry 4 calling u shit,u were so comfortable calling cfc players shit!!!

  40. Fadayomi Dominic

    Honestly u‘ve spoken well but mind u dis is happening 2 all klub across d europe 2 me wot u wot will need most is sharp striker lik Cavani & make sure Courtious is nt reloaned again with d return of Essien & odas we can still compete 4 any trophyl.

  41. You are correct somehow, you are too analytical for nothing buddy.Luiz, Cahill, were fantastic last season

  42. Mr man you are too Analitical fr nothing .. Bt think if yu wre a liverpool suppoter or an Asernal.
    Another intresting story is tht yu wre calling yur fellow chelsea stars”SHIT” tht shows yu are nt a die hard chelsea fun.
    Victor,oscar,ba thre are all new in the club and they need to adapt epsecially ba is a january sining and you are expecting more frm him eish even a class teacher cnt xpect like tht fr her new sstudents.
    And you better go and suppote those Teamz yu wre praising like Bayern,Juventas etc
    ABOVE ALL YOU BETTER CALL YUR SELF SHT FOR YUR WORSTIEST ARTICLE

  43. Charles Burna

    I agree to an extent
    But plz don’t compare shits like Clichy,Garcia or Manzukic

  44. Charles Burna

    Worst Chelseafc 360 article ever

  45. Gayssandy

    Your father is bastard and your mother is whore. If you cant take criticisms then dun write here. You fuckin piece of product from a business transaction your mummy clinched.

  46. Criisandy!!! Bad Guy.
    You said this team doesn’t have the players to win a title, yet they won a title(Europa League).
    You said they can’t compete, we had the smallest squad last season but. still finished above Arsenal, Spurs, Everton and Liverpool. We got to the semi finals of both domestic cups, all with a very small squad even though we had to go to Japan.
    We beat Arsenal home and away, we beat Spurs @ 3pts Lane drew @ home, we beat Everton home and away, We beat Man Utd @ OT and you say we can’t compete even after we use 2 coaches per season in the last 2 seasons.
    No point Criss. Mou said he would improve the team through his work rather than spend millions. Jose sees potential in this squad of players, if Jose sees dat then who r u nt to see same.
    We need more Big players to add to our already Big players to in turn add squad depth.

  47. Vaibhav Kumble

    This crissandy guy is obviously an attention seeker. Well.. its working.

  48. I had to stop reading half way. must be written by a disabled12 year- old. That’s the nicest way I can put it.stumbled accross this page, first and last time I will visit this place.

  49. Admin, I get ur point but u need to fundamentally look @ some situations in chelsea. Yes u pointed out our weaknesses n problems but I feel most of it will be corrected or improved bcos of mourinho thou, part of our problem is coaching inconsistency bcos we’v had different coaches wit different pattern of play, dfferent strategy philosophy and different formations. This things affect the psychy of players especially when they’r young except u’r consistent wit ur style of play which can b improved upon and protected by the tactical debt of d coach. I feel our players can improve but the current style of play which most players r now used to will b altered again. However, sone will improve wit this while some will bow out. Two things I know will change: players will be better and team play will also b changed but in all, where I feel d need b made is a defensive playmaker that can connect n coordinate d defense wit d attack so dat we can enjoy ball retention n not get exposed to counters. We also mightilly nEed two world class strikers, I will go for either cavani n lewandosky or cavani n edin dzeko.

  50. Anonymous

    You clearly either are bias or u have no clue about football how praise cech for his good work in goal yes i do agree that he has done good work but he is also the reason that we leaked so many goals with his indecisiveness to come out and claim crosses and his decision making sometimes when he rushes out of goal,Luiz isn’t suited for a CB role he should be moved to a DMF, u say our CB’s are no good at defending but we still have some of the best headers of a football and to solve the issue of ivanovic who you say is slow that is why u pair him with some who is agile like a cahill or luiz as poor as you claim or defence to be we have never been beaten like madrid or barca were beaten in the CL this year so it still says something about our defence it may not be the best but it gets the job done, i have no problem with cahill or ivanoivic they just need to improve on their marking and tackling abilities and nathan ake can be used because he is good enough it is always best to learn and grasp the basics first he can get the job done, bottom line is our team is good enough to challenge any team with hard work and attention to detail and improving their skills and working on the weak areas of their game. You have to be one of the worse chelsea fans i have ever come across.

  51. pathetic english btw

  52. Anonymous

    Oscar is shit

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